barnacles

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hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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princess-jessiekate:

Screen shots related to or included in the video about Milanoo I just uploaded. I did this so that they can be read easier!

Pictures 1, 2 & 3 are horrible reviews accidentally rated 5 stars. I believe that since there are many of these on the Milanoo website, (the only negative reviews that slipped through their censorship) very many negative reviews must be submitted to their website every day.

Picture 4 is the email in which they admitted to me that they had faked positive reviews for themselves.

Picture 5 is the TRUE negative review I submitted that was never posted to their website.

Picture 6 is their rating of F with the Better Business Bureau.

constrixii:

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

i dont know man, my ceiling is pretty straight

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I’m fucking terrible at keeping multiple tumblr accounts I’m constantly crossposting shit by mistake jesus sorry for anyone who noticed

nudiemuse:

Just watch it. Watch all of them. Go pee first.

These make me laugh so hard.

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i swear its like my tumblr feed knows the movies and series i watch the exact days that i watch them

i swear its like my tumblr feed knows the movies and series i watch the exact days that i watch them

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catiewomer:

I feel like such an asshole but I’m laughing so hard

catiewomer:

I feel like such an asshole but I’m laughing so hard

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foodtrucker:

I think teenage girls would be less obsessed with vampires once they realise that they’re just human mosquitos

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